Dear United Kingdom,
Hi. How goes? Got time for a quick chat? We are eternally indebted to you for the Magna Carta, Shakespeare, Blackstone, C.S. Lewis, and countless other keystones in the mighty edifice that is Western Culture and Civilization. So, please, understand it is out of the utmost concern for your well being that we ask: What in the name of Nelson's missing arm are you putting in the tea over there, bleach?
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